05 June 2007

Jon Domepiece

Hey Jon Bain, get doug to this: "The true word of eternity is spoken only in the man who is himself a wilderness." Points to jncodood or Lorence if they can identify the allusion.

lick my pussy and my crack

check the faculty section on the wiki bros. hopefully this dank subversion will stand u dig

Mystikal...sike naw

so as y'all know i'm like the creator and sole admin of the first and only william blake-dedicated facebook group. bein in a posish of high authority like this, every one in a wile ill git some whack messages from fuckin crackheads who think they know shit about blake or english lit in general. here's a sterling example:

Subject: William Blake?

Jon Bain: I heard that he was adicted to opium?

Andrew Peart: No, I think you have in mind Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Blake got high on God.

Jon Bain: But the doors of preception,that was used by the band the doors and Aldous Huxley.Both the man and the band used massive amounts of drugs.

er, i think there some faultly logic in that last one, son, a miscued syllogism or some shit. better recheck the sources, ya fuckin noob. anyway, the kid's religious view read, "aspiring mystic." thats jus so fuckin poignant, aint it? like rimbaud drinkin valium and fuckin baudelaire up the ass on the rue viete. anyway little suburban casualty probably smokes shrooms and listens to NIN in a bean bag chair. maybe i shouldnt be so hard on him. he just needs to read some meister eckhart, right harper? damn that was so out of context lol. point of comparison, here are some rull bros, no alt-lit pretensez:

04 June 2007

i want to build an opera house


Clevi Cloverspeak Wikipedia article: collaboration by all of us? let's make it meticulous, skullcaps. who down?
Ich bin der Zorn des Gottes


03 June 2007

M=I=N=D=F=U=C=K

Hymen Radcliffe finally gettin the hookup on due recognition on the hamilton alumni wikischliv. Get eyes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_College#Alumni

yo how dank were we

02 June 2007

Not a True Bro

Lorence is certainly not a true bro because one time he ate tungsten and got a seven-hour boner--I told him not to do that!

freakaleekapedia

those wikipedia fucks keep tryina punk my punk shit, like deleting it rull fast, but i keep pulling fast ones on them and gittin them where they least xpect it. check out how hard i punking the athletics section!!!! rules. lorence post something if u a true bro

01 June 2007

Ridin Dirty

Ice my nu rap, influenced by my boy John Donne:

To all you honies in the club
Wit yo cats out
Let me git involved wit ya
Get my man resolved in ya

To all you babies out back
Wit you cats out
Let me get in there wit ya
Soft and tender warm wit ya

(Chorus 2x)
I only want ya when you ready to buck
I only want ya if yo willin to fuck
I can only see ya if yo bouncin dem tits
I like honies wit sensitive clits

To all you little ladies on the bed
Wit yo legs spread
Let me take a dive wit ya
Down in the ruff I survive wit ya

To all you freaky brees in the pink
With a crotch fulla stink
Let me give the time to ya
Let me bust a rhyme to ya

(Chorus 2x)

All you gals gettin wet
Wit da bros that you only just met
Let me offer my applause to ya
Wanna get my paws on ya

To all you hoes, if you dare
Wit yo ass bare up in the air
Let me take a trip wit ya
Let me make it drip in ya

(Chorus 2x)

Pabst Boob Ribbon

there's something strange in this article. post if you find it jit jit jit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_College

wag the dawg

studly brosephs we have to do this cuz v-rob did that shit and we're just as hard as him right?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1758357

ill