14 August 2007

whoa bros

Whoa, way to change the subject, Harper. Just totally trying to give Bob Novak his due props, and you're all about sticking Crabcake's rusty tampon up your grundle and fucking ranting about Tom "Modern Baudelaireian Dandy, My Sike" Wolfe, a satirist I totally couldn't even get it up for even if that hot chick in Disturbia had her pinkie up my crack. Bob Novak, that's a true bro's controversial journalist. None of this "Mauing-Mauing American Hypocrisy" shit. That's so New York Times Book Review. Weaksauce. Break some rules, cuss out some wishy-washy moralistic PC post-Gore/Lieberman types, write from the balls. Anyway, the point is Harper, stick to the topic at hand, and Chez, you're still on probation with the brothers until you explain your fucked-up gimmick.

And now what I originally wanted to write.

For dudes only:

Get educated. Check out No. 13.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grundle&defid=0&page=2

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